So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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