just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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