he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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