The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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