scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
it was like eating out sand paper
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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