i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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