Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
