I want to walk on stilts...naked
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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