laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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