why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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