I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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