I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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