Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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