Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I think my moral compass just broke
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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