Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
