it wasn't lemon gatorade
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
God, I missed his penis.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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