I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
