It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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