I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Your penis caused this!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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