i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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