I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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