I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
