God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Everything about him screamed your future.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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