Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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