The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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