Can i not drive my cunt home
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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