She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this boner is exhausting
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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