i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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