You work out of a Hotel?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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