what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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