Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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