Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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