She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
honey bunches of taint.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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