she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
wow bdsm is so cute
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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