i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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