with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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