No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
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