love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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