Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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