Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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