Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
