No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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