I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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