it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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