Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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