FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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