Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Randomize
