WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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