And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
we made out on top of his cat.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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