Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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