she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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