I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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